The Lacrosse Rape Hoax
A satiric story about racial revenge gone uproariously wrong!
Welcome! You've found it! Here at long last is where you can actually purchase The Lacrosse Rape Hoax, written and drawn by Sam Battin!
This comic is currently available on:
- Paper - This is a full size, 10 inch by 6.75 inch paper comic with twenty-seven pages of high quality color!
- New Online Format!
Read The Lacrosse Rape Hoax for free, online!
If you've got about three minutes and you like videos, here is an embedded YouTube video that explains what the comic is about. The music is Jean Sibelius's Finlandia, the history of which song seems especially poignant given that in America right now a man can lose his job if he doesn't watch his mouth. Anyway:
|The Lacrosse Rape Hoax, Issue One|
|The Lacrosse Rape Hoax, Issue Two|
|The Lacrosse Rape Hoax, Issue Three|
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Thanks for reading down this far! And now, here is a textual explanation of the comic:
- First of all, this is a work of satire and parody in the finest American tradition. There is nothing that's true in these pages except for the express purpose of parody or satire.
- Secondly, on March 13, 2016 ESPN aired a documentary about the Duke Lacrosse case. In the world of comics, however, a superhero had been investigating a similar case for two years, where a black stripper accused three white lacrosse players at Baron University of an unthinkable crime.
Below is an example from a single page of Issue #1 showing a turbulent and turbid time in America's history; a shameful past when social justice warriors first emerged from the shadows and launched their attack on American decency! Meet Crimebuster, the costumed crimefighter as he confronts a gathering of "protestors" mere moments away from becoming a lynch mob!
The Lacrosse Rape Hoax is your ticket back to this exciting time! In this story you can learn how not only students, but townspeople, local and national news reporters, university professors, bloggers of note, celebrities, and the local police, rushed to judgment and sought to banish three young men to prison for a crime they had not committed.
Learn the truth about the accusations through one of America's brightest, fiestiest mediums: THE COMIC BOOK. No other medium can connect with the reader in the intimate way that the comic effortlessly achieves. Pictures and words on the printed page allow the reader to proceed at his own pace, and hover over intriguing details, pulsating prose, or interesting images as suits his taste. With all the drama of a police procedural novel, all the cutting edges of the best in political cartoons, and the All-American boy hero "Crimebuster" fresh from Charles Biro's classic comic Boy Illustories, The Lacrosse Rape Hoax is a tale that can't be missed!
Right now, there are three brilliant, brutal issues and there are many more to come. Read on to learn about each issue, or buy them all right now!
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